All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...
That Conrad Murray believes LA County Jail is making him sick: "Murray has been extremely sick since becoming an inmate last November. He claims the water smells and tastes bad, and believes it has given him a horrible case of dysentery"... That One Direction are on track to become this generation's Monkees... Nickleodeon have signed them to appear in thier own TV show... That The Jonas Brothers are getting their own reality show on E!...That Brooklyn Beckham is torn between music and football... He should probably stick with football... That Oprah Winfrey and Rosie O'Donnell aren't speaking since the latter got her show cancelled. That Simon Cowell wants Stella McCartney for The X Factor - in a styling capacity... That Dappy reckons Tulisa's sex tape is real... That Sarah Jessica Parker and her son gave Ferris Bueller the gift of song for his 50th birthday. That Lindsay Lohan paid for sex with a porn star... That David Mitchell and presenter Victoria Coren announced their plan to wed in the Births, Marriages and Deaths column of today's Times... That Jedward and Tara Reid weren't the only souls to turn up to the premiere of American Reunion, we also had Katrina Bowden, Chris Klein, Alyson Hannigan who I believe is pregnant, Mena Suvari, Stifler, his Mom, Jason Biggs, his Dad, Shannon Elizabeth and more... Even Natasha Lyonne managed to get herself there...
