All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...

That I'd like to thank Caroline Foran, Catherine Egan, Mike Sheridan and John Balfe for tending to the Gossip while I was away, rediscovering childhood summers in Wexford... Here's a Rumours wrap up of what happened in my absence: Peaches Geldof became a mother thanks to @tomfromscum... Carey Mulligan married Marcus Mumford (And Sons)... Mulligan asked Colin Firth to give a speech at the wedding, while Marcus asked Adele to perform... Helena Bonham Carter and Tim Burton have one crazy sex life... Britney Spears' failed marriage to Kevin Federline has inspired an erotic book written by his aunt,Diane Story... Alicia Douvall has done Simon Cowell no favours... Jordan has scarred Peter Andre for life. Robin Gibb has beaten the odds again... Jennifer Hudson was the first witness to take the stand in her family's murder trial...