All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...
That wasn't Weston Cage's trainer who beat the bits out of him the other day, it was his babysitter - of sorts; Nicolas Cage enlisted his help to round up Weston after he went missing: "Tuesday, when Weston went M.I.A - sources tell us Nic dispatched Kevin to track down the 21-year-old and bring him home. Kevin quickly located his target in L.A., but we’re told, Weston was resistant and aggressive - even threatening to rip off Kevin's 'Christian f***ing head.' Sources tell us Kevin immediately reported the situation to Nic... who instructed Kevin to call 911. When Weston realized cops were on the way he flipped out and attacked Kevin with the roundhouse kick. We're told Kevin - who served with the U.S. military - feared for his life because Weston is a highly-trained fighter... and attacked Cage with a flurry of punches"... That Sean Bean was stabbed in London: "Bean was allegedly attacked near the Hill Bar and Brasserie in Camden on Sunday, according to the Daily Mail. The former Sharpe actor did not go to hospital, despite a cut arm and bruises on his face, instead opting to return to the pub for a drink, claims the report. 'Sean is a regular here and we've never had any problems before. He was with a very attractive woman and an incident occurred outside the bar,' said a witness at the pub. 'He came in with a cut on his arm and a bruise on his eyebrow. We saw to his injuries with the first aid kit. He seemed okay and wanted to have another drink.' Bean's row allegedly centered on his 22-year-old glamour model friend April Summers, real name Nadia Foster, who was with him at the bar". Somebody whistled at his bird or summat... That Eva Longoria will be Godmother to Victoria and David Beckham's daughter... That Selena Gomez's hospital stint over the weekend was due to "malnourishment"... Speaking of the incident, she said: "I was just very malnourished, so I was low on iron and exhausted"... Hopefully she might try eating something in future. If not, perhaps a holiday to Ethiopia might be a good idea... That Charlie Sheen is getting another TV show: "The actor's representatives are reportedly in 'deep negotiations', and a deal could possibly be ready by the weekend. The sources claim that the show is being written specifically around Sheen and will not require a pilot episode. The show will also air on a broadcast network. There are currently no more details about the supposed series, apart from the fact that Lorre will not be involved with the production"... That Jennifer Aniston broke up Justin Theroux's 14 year relationship with his partner Heidi Bivens... That must make Angelina Jolie feel a bit better... That Lindsay Lohan has been wiling away her house arrest by hosting house parties...
