All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...

That US network CW are the latest outlet who want to produce The Carrie Diaries... Instead of Blake Lively, they want Miley Cyrus to portray Carrie Bradshaw... And just when you thought it couldn't get any worse... That David has furnished Madonna with a (sort of) apology via Facebook: "My comments regarding The Golden Globes have been blown way out of proportion. My passion for our film Gnomeo & Juliet and belief in Elton's song really got myemotional juices going. But I must say for the record that I do believe Madonna is a great artist, and that Elton and I wish her all the best for next week's premiere of the film W.E"... That the National Enquirer is now saying that Khloe Kardashian's father is now OJ Simpson: "O.J. told me Khloe's his child,’ a source is quoted as telling the publication.They allege that Khloe’s mother Kris Jenner had several trysts with O.J. around the time Khloe was conceived. They also point out the similarities Khloe shares with O.J.’s 26-year-old daughter Sydney. They allege that O.J. boasted about his affair and told friends about a ‘secret love child’ he had. 'O.J. bragged about his sex life and many female conquests, which he said included some of his best friends’ wives,’ yet another source told the National Enquirer"... That Michael Fassbender won Best British Actor at London Film Critics' Circle Awards (where the very tall were teamed with the very small, and Smurfette's shoes were teamed with tea dresses. I know, I know,  Smurfette's shoes are white; these ones were made from skin grafted off her buttocks. They cost a fortune)... That Brendan Gleeson and Saoirse Ronan were also nominated under British Categories... To quote Fassbender: "When I make a shit film no one will wanna claim me"...

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