All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...
That, of 53-year-old Denise Welch going topless in a hottub to give Frankie Cocozza "a treat on his birthday", 51-year-old Michael Madsen said: "She is too old to be running around like that. She can't handle her drink"... During face to face nominations, he added: "I can't stand another minute in this house with Denise, I am not the source of this argument - she is. I feel she is emotionally disturbed and like she said it's either me or her"... That, Hazel Jones, the 27-year-old British girl with the two functioning vaginas, has just recieved her mandatory porn offer from Vivid Entertainment's Steve Hirsch... He's been in contact saying: "You are obviously an extraordinary woman and I would like to make you an offer to star in an upcoming Vivid production. We would pay you up to $1 million for your services"... That beats having "her husband show it off at sex clubs around the U.K"... The accompanying picture was tweeted by Jessica Simpson. She's enjoying herself at a hen party by sporting a massive penis mask... It's the growth by her right eye that I find more unnerving... That Adele's album 21 has been at number 1 in the US Billboard chart for the last 16 weeks... That means she's beaten the record previously held by The Beatles' Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band and Pink Floyd's The Wall, at 15 weeks each. She's currently on a par with the Titanic Soundtrack... That Courtney Love has won the court hoo haw her landlady forced her to engage with... That John Balfe talked to Mary Byrne about Simon Cowell and what it's really like on the X Factor...
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