All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...
That we're meant to believe the following exchange happened in Mexico during Sir Philip Green's birthday festivities: "Gwyneth had gone for a jog on the beach before the big birthday bash. Kate (Moss) was out for a walk, eating crisps, when Gwyneth ran past. Kate said, 'Oi, what you out jogging for?' Gwyneth fired back, 'So I don't look like you when I get old'. Kate was speechless for a second then spat back and threw some crisps at her. She said, 'Why don't you eat some f****** carbs!'".... That Rochelle Wiseman enjoyed her 23rd birthday party... That Marvin Hume wants a football team of kids... That Jessica Simpson has come across with today's "Good Lordy, I'm Pregnant and Then Some!" tidbit: "I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoo-ha! Apparently I have a lot of amniotic fluid, so whenever my water breaks it will be like a fire hydrant!”... That a Geordie Shore castmember has joined Doctor Who... Only joking, it's yer wan off Emmerdale...
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