All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...
That Chris Evans' new infatuation with sobriety lasted all of 9 days: "The Radio 2 DJ announced in a magazine column last week that he intended to stay sober until his 46th birthday in April. However, photographs published by The Mirror show him drinking a pint of beer at a charity golf tournament in St Andrews, Fife on Wednesday"... That Johnny Depp's taken a pay cut for The Lone Ranger... That Justin Theroux, AKA Mr. Jennifer Aniston, found his bike covered in bologna yesterday morning outside Aniston's apartment yesterday morning... The New York Post reports: "Jennifer Aniston's neighbours are snickering about a prankster who left a blanket of bologna meat on top of her boyfriend Justin Theroux's BMW motorcycle early yesterday morning as it was parked outside of the actress' West 12th Street apartment. A neighbor walking a dog early in the morning spotted up to 25 slices of “what clearly was bologna” stuck to the seat, the wheels, handlebars, muffler and engine at about 8 a.m. yesterday morning. But shortly after, the bike was cleaned off. While the identity of the prankster remains a mystery, 'I got the impression it was some weird message, like, 'You're full of bologna,' the neighbor told us. 'The bike was in otherwise in fine condition"... Ah, you see, life with Jennifer Aniston is just soooo crazy...
