The Telegraph has after getting it's paws on a minute by minute militant itinerary of events tomorrow (which can be followed here if you so wish). It's very long, so we'll cut to the chase; most of you are only interested - if at all - in the dress. Well, herself is due to leave the Goring Hotel at 1051 hours tomorrow morning with her father, and the service starts at 1100 hours. Alternatively, if you just want to see them waving happily from their carriage after they've got hitched, that'll be at 1215 hours. In the forecasted event that it rains cats and corgis tomorrow in Lahndan, the happy couple will be deposited into a 'Glass Coach'. 

As for the dress itself: "The design is a secret but Miss Middleton's wedding gown is expected to be modest, with little flesh on show." Saucy. Digital Spy have a little bit more information: "The latest rumour is that she'll be donning a fetching number by Sophie Cranston of the Libélula label. Other hot tips for her designer have included Daniella Helayel, Phillipa Lepley, Sarah Burton for Alexander McQueen, Bruce Oldfield and Jasper Conran. Oldfield has claimed that Kate will have three dresses made for the whole day." That's fair enough, she's got a lot on.

Between 0815 and 0945: The vast majority of the 1,900 guests will arrive at the Great North Door of Westminster Abbey ahead of the 11am service.
From 0950: Governors-general and prime ministers of realm countries, the Diplomatic Corps, and other distinguished guests arrive at the Abbey.
1020: Members of foreign royal families arrive at the Abbey from Buckingham Palace.
1020: Kate Middleton's mother Carole Middleton and brother James Middleton leave the Goring Hotel for the Abbey. They arrive at the Abbey at 1027.
1025: Members of the Royal Family (except those listed below) leave Buckingham Palace for the Abbey, arriving at 1030.
1035: The following members of the Royal Family leave Buckingham Palace for the Abbey, arriving at 1040: The Duke of York, Princess Beatrice, Princess Eugenie, The Earl and Countess of Wessex, The Princess Royal and Vice Admiral Timothy Laurence.
1038: The Prince of Wales and Duchess of Cornwall leave Clarence House, arriving at the Abbey at 1042.
1040: The Queen and the Duke of Edinburgh leave Buckingham Palace, arriving at the Abbey at 1045.
1048: The bridesmaids and pages leave the Goring Hotel, arriving at the Abbey at 1055. 
1051: The bride and her father Michael Middleton leave the Goring Hotel for Westminster Abbey in a Rolls Royce.
1100: The marriage service begins and is relayed by speakers along the route. There will also be big screens in Hyde Park and Trafalgar Square.
1215: The carriage procession of the bride and groom with a Captain's Escort of the Household Cavalry, followed by the Queen's procession with a Sovereign's Escort of the Household Cavalry, leaves the Abbey for Buckingham Palace. The bride and groom will be in the 1902 State Landau, or the Glass Coach if it is raining.
1230: The bride's carriage procession arrives at Buckingham Palace.
1240: Members of the Royal Family and members of foreign royal families arrive at Buckingham Palace.
From 1240: Other guests for the reception arrive at Buckingham Palace.
1325: The Queen and the bride and groom, together with their families, appear on the balcony.
1330: Fly-past by the Royal Air Force and Battle of Britain Memorial Flight.

Following that, there'll be a lunchtime reception at Buckingham Palace. Then, "at some point in the afternoon, the bride and groom will leave Buckingham Palace for some downtime at St James's Palace. In the evening, the Prince of Wales will give a private dinner, followed by dancing at Buckingham Palace for the couple and their close friends and family." And the Beckhams. Who might be right mardy 'cause they'll have been sitting in a church since possibly 9.30am.

Again, we'll be deploying our very own blow by blow account of tomorrow's events, mainly surrounding the celebrities (rain permitting, otherwise all I'll be able to blather about is the colour of their brollies). We'll also have photos of "the dress" as soon as they're wired to us by WENN and we'll also be streaming live footage from inside and outside the church from approximately 8am. If you wish to follow the live blog on Twitter, we'll be posting under #RoyalWedding, you can see all the posts here and here. What am I forgetting.... SPOT PRIZES. We'll be giving spotprizes for the best comments left under Tweets and news pieces on our Royal Wedding page.

As you were.