Jenny Thompson, who you'll know as the prostitute that enjoyed a pre-paid romp with Wayne Rooney while his poor wife Coleen was with child (bastard!) has promised telly bosses that she'll reveal tons of juicy gossip should they agree to put her on I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here. Desperate to get more milage out of her 15 minutes, Jenny, 21 has said she'll definitely dish the dirt on Wayne if she gets the chance. And according to The Sun, the powers that be at ITV are just as keen to put this in motion. An insider said "The top brass are desperate to get her. Imagine her talking about Wayne's bedroom habits on live television. It'll be must-see TV."

While most of us grow up with dreams of becoming the next Madonna or Michelle Obama, Jenny here would rather follow in the footsteps of Rebecca Loos. What an inspirational woman. Miss Thompson told her mates that she's only dying to be the next Loos as she shot to reality stardom following her sex scandal with none other than David Beckham. Jenny reckons she's got just as good a story to keep the gossip mills a turning and we couldn't agree more. As you can only imagine, Wayne is no doubt sh*tting bricks right now at the thoughts of it. According to the source the Man United striker, otherwise known as Mr. Potato Head is worried about what this could do to his marriage if the lippy brazzer gets on telly. Well you've made your own bed Rooney, now lie in it.

Also just in on the subject of I'm a Celebrity, apparently bosses are also keen to get Vernon Kay on the 10th series of the show following his 'sexting' relationship with page 3 lady Rhian Sugden. Should Vernon be stupid enough to accept, we say sit back, relax and let the sh*t hit the fan.

 Caroline Foran

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