OK, this is a bit hard to get the head around... that and I couldn't bring myself to post this in TV News. Yep, it's that bad.
'Nasty' Nick Bateman (BB1), Victor Ebuwa (BB5) and Benedict Garrett (BB13) all starred in a Big Brother themed porno directed by Big Brother 8 contestant Billi Bhatti?
That's what Now Magazine's peddling anyway: "The BB legends appear in Billi's Celebrity Sex Juice, the tale of a Big Brother hopeful - played by Benedict, 32 - who tries to sleep his way on to the show. Nick, 44, and Victor, 31, were both paid £200 to appear as onlookers who offer him 'advice'. The pair remain fully clothed but are on screen during the scene, watching Benedict, ahem, in action. The film's maker, BB8 star Billi Bhatti, 30, says: "Victor was really up for it, but Nick was a bit shocked. He didn't know where to look when he realised it was warts and all."
An unfortunate turn of phrase there, Mr. Bhatti, but given Benedict's dabbled in porn before, warts are probably prevalent.