Against the advice of doctors who've opened her up 13 times before - Alicia Douvall is priming herself for boob job numero 14. Now, that's sexy. Alicia said: "I know it will kill me. But I'd rather die trying to sort things out. My last boob job was a disaster. One of the implants left my chest really lumpy, so I needed to sort it out." Sooo, she'd rather "die trying" to sort out her banjaxed boobs - which, let's face it, will never be "right" - than get counseling so she might be around to see her daughter grow up? Unsurprising. Perhaps an unconscious part of Alicia is willing her own demise so she doesn't have the responsibility of molding a 13-year-old. The same 13-year-old who asked mummy if she could have a boob job for her birthday and who Alicia was "spotted taking to a plastic surgery clinic in London last month". In saying that though, Alicia and her baps are looking quite presentable of late (unfortunately, the same can't be said in this instance) - unlike her underboob, which I'd imagine is mangled at this stage. In which case, the former kiss-and-tell girl (c'mon, who would now? Paul, if you leave a comment to the affirmative, I think I'll weep) could possibly make a lucrative income by being Bio Oil's offical spokesperson.
