Another day, another story of Miss Spears acting the lout. Those of you who eagerly await a return of the sane, pretty and somewhat ladylike popstar from yesteryear may be waiting a little longer. According to The Sun, her ex-bodyguard said just yesterday that the loopy pop sensation rarely cared for showers, often picked her nose and broke wind to her own amusement. She's doing a great job of maintaining that trailor trashy rep, don't ya think? Keep up the good work Brit!
The bodyguard who goes by the name of Fernando Flores was reportedly left repulsed by the singer's filthy habits, so much so that he had to quit. What's more, he's claiming she repeatedly attempted to come on to him while he was at work. The bodyguard was so distressed by her offputting behaviour that he launched a harassment lawsuit last year, claiming Spears paraded around him in the nip, making "repeated unwanted advances". You might have been any guy's dream back in your 'Toxic' days Brit, but not anymore by the looks of it.
I suppose from some angles, (actually maybe not) you can still see traces of the old, virginal pop princess who stole our hearts with 'Crazy', 'Lucky' and of course 'Hit Me Baby One More Time'. But while she might look OK in her photoshopped-to-fook music videos, rumour has it that in person she stinks!
This would be a turn off for just about anyone. Now new court papers filed by Fernando say: "The sexual advances were unwanted for a variety of reasons. Spears had obnoxious habits, such as chain-smoking - making her smell continually of stale tobacco. She broke wind or picked her nose unselfconsciously and unapologetically and she was constantly and gratuitously loud and profane. She did not bathe for days, did not use deodorant, did not brush her teeth, did not fix her hair, did not wear shoes or socks."
Flores who worked formerly as a policeman claimed his background as a copper made it easy for him to conclude that Britney was under the influence of prescription drugs and methamphetamines. Somehow, I don't think you'd need to have been a policeman to figure that out.
Not only is she smelly and uncouth, she's also 'mentally unstable' - (quoted from The Sun) "requiring staff on various occasions to address her as Jennifer or Queen Bee."
Horrified by Brit's constant nakedness, Fernando's demanding in and around $9.5 million in damages, claiming he suffered anxiety, depression and insomnia while serving under the former teen idol's reign. We wish him the best of luck.