FOR THE LOVE OF GOD LET IT DIE ALREADY *BARES CHEST*…. *ahems*
Big Brother 12 kicks off on Channel 5 on June 5th. Brian Dowling returns as host. Here are pictures of the house 10 twats with nothing better to do will be lolling around for most of the summer.
Here are the stairs that they'll all totter down mumbling things like "OhmygodImsonervous" and "Man, that was wicked". This is the pool where someone will get their bits out / have sex in. Surrounding that is the garden where some desperate blow in will violate a win bottle. Here's the bathroom where someone will vomit into a sink. Here's the sitting room where they'll bicker and hear who's nominated. Here's the bedroom, where people will sob uncontrollably 'cause they shoehorned themselves into a goldfish bowl. There aren't any pictures specifically of the kitchen, but that's where only two people will clear up and they'll be severely bitter about it.
Save yourself the hassle. Watch the boxset instead. Like Six Feet Under. Or The Wire. Or Breaking Bad. Or Homeland. Or Pulling. Or Rev. Or Garth Marenghi's Dark Place. Or paint drying somewhere in your house. Or one of your own orifices in a hand mirror. Pretty much anything other than this…
