You've got to love a good, witty comeback.

A pub in Dublin unfortunately got a spot of graffiti which proudly proclaimed that one Philip Smith had sexual intercourse, presumably with a woman, during his time there.

The note reads, "Philip Smith had sex in here, f***king love this pub, XD"

Good job, man. You're gas craic. Hashtag banter.

The staff, however, had their own response to Philip's antics.

"We know Philip, but in the 20 seconds it took us to fetch the doorman, you had finished! - But, fair play - Regards, The Staff"

OOOOOOF. PAGING THE BURN UNIT.

Seriously though, how much of a gimp do you have to be write about having sex in a public place?

Sure, it's great and everything - but we've never felt the need to actually deface someone's else property just to let everyone know.

We're guessing Philip had gone through a dry patch or something.

Have you seen this graffiti? Any idea where it is? We've got a few thoughts ourselves, but we want to hear yours.

 

Thanks to Sean Connolly for this!