The inherent dangers of sending explicit messages, or sexting as it's sometimes known, have never been more obvious than this.
The unnamed man was texting some woman when... well, let's just take a look.
Let's start at the beginning.
Already, we're off to a bad start. Sweetie? Don't be so guarded? F**k off, pal. You sound like a creep already. It gets worse...
Reading this made us want to dig a hole, crawl in, pull over the debris and live like a hedgehog forever. Such is the level of cringe that it actually makes us want to hibernate for six months of the year so we never have to read it again. Still think it's bad? Wait for it...
Let's look at this objectively for a moment. Sending ONE message to the wrong person. Yes, that can happen. Sending SIX messages? No, that's stupidity. Outright, blatant stupidity. Plus, would you honestly believe his friend? "Oh yeah, I was sending him gross texts and he sent one to you by accident? He sent six? Oh... right."
"Yikes." Understatement of the decade, folks.
Still not working.
STILL NOT WORKING, YOU DUMBASS. LEAVE IT ALONE ALREADY.
And that's why you never, ever, ever text people. Ever. Ever ever. As the woman in question explains it, she was introduced said creepy texter via a friend and these were literally the first and last texts she sent to him.
OUCH. Better yet, just respond with a simple 'K' - much like this.
