You know when you're waiting ages for the bus to come and accidentally end up falling asleep? And you know the way when you wake up you find a fox casually chewing away at your trousers?
No? It must just be this guy so. Steve Gould fell asleep at a London bus stop after a night out and when he woke up he found a fox attempting to pull his trousers off.
‘He didn’t even blink. He just looked up at me as if to say ‘what am I doing wrong?’ he told Evening Standard.
‘He wasn’t trying to bite me or anything. It was like he was pulling my trousers to say ‘come with me’ or trying get them off.’
‘God knows what would have happened if I hadn’t woken up. I could have lost a leg, I don’t know. But he was doing no harm. He was quite calm, he wasn’t going to attack me.’
The fox quickly scurried away after having its photo taken where it met another fox across the road. The second fox eyed Gould up before the pair disappeared into the night.
‘It was just the most remarkable thing I’ve ever seen. It’s up there with my best ever experiences.’
Via Evening Standard
