And just like that, the new 'Hulk Beyoncé' pic has taken hold, you guys.
Poor Chris Martin.
He can command the attention of ALL at Glastonbury, he can win awards and write incredible, mesmerising lyrics for his band Coldplay, he can win our hearts on James Corden's Carpool Karaoke, but at the end of the day he's still a mere mortal - who even farts - and, just like the rest of us, he'll fall victim to an ugly photo every now and then. But whereas we can simply 'remove tag' and hope it never makes an appearance again, for celebrities the rarity of an ugly pic almost always goes viral. Beyonce must be delighted; we've finally moved on.
Can we have a moment for this unfortunately-timed photo of Chris Martin. pic.twitter.com/WFRcIGxZsy
— Pete Allison (@Pete_Allison) June 30, 2016
Chris Martin's Glastonbury face! So amazing. pic.twitter.com/iGRuKUViok
— Nicola Fahey (@NicolaFahey) June 30, 2016
WORLDWIDE EXCLUSIVE:
Coldplay frontman Chris Martin caught under the influence of heroin while onstage @ Glastonbury pic.twitter.com/GzdZIdmUBC— Georgia (@jonnybuckIand) June 30, 2016
Chris Martin looking well after a few ropey bangers at #Glastonbury #ColdplayGlastonbury pic.twitter.com/hJiaQDBTk6
— Carl Mullan (@CarlMullan) June 30, 2016
[everyone starts respecting Coldplay after their Glastonbury set]
4 days later: CHRIS MARTIN IS SO UGLY LOL pic.twitter.com/at45jDX7Eu— Georgia (@jonnybuckIand) June 30, 2016
And now we wait for the internet's response. Expect memes galore.