Why are the cruelest jokes usually the funniest ones?

Ballymena woman Laura Marie Kerr thought she was getting a Valentine's present to remember yesterday when her boyfriend 'Jay the Bae' told her that he had a surprise for her.

He hinted at trips to both Paris and Barcelona - a solid romantic gesture in anyone's book - but poor Laura had barely recovered from her 'heart palps' before... well, you'll just have to read it below.

Tut, tut, Jay the Bae - but kudos for a good comeback, Laura.