... everyone apart from Kim Kardashian, that is. I know, it's very NEGATOR of us to focus in on the one outfit that didn't work at Saturday night's 2014 LACMA Art + Film Gala Honoring Barbara Kruger And Quentin Tarantino, but can we just have another look already? We're not asking for something of Florence Welch proportions (no, really, one of those is enough), but just something that isn't satin and slashed to the navel in both directions.

True, this offering isn't as breast baring when compared to her looks of late, but we almost wish it was - if it was more boobular in nature perhaps we'd be distracted from just how GAWDAWFUL the cut of it is. It does nothing for her, which is a feat in itself given she has one of the world's most lauded physiques.

Those looking eye-wateringly sublime include pretty much everyone else attending - like Even Rachel Wood, Jamie Foxx, Demi Moore, Selena Gomez,Cindy Crawford, Kate Hudson, Jennifer Lopez, Amy Adams, Salma Hayek, Alex Pettyfer, Cara Delevingne and Michelle Rodriguez - which wouldn't have been at all awks for the pair of them...