Ah, technology. How else could you have your boobs in someone's face in a matter of minutes?
You may or may not be aware that Russell Brand wore Katy Perry down (presumably with his wit) to the point of face wearing at the MTV VMA's last month (not everyone was talking about Kanye, you see).
Since their kiss at the after party, Russell's been wooing Katy with poems and other such stuff from a bygone dandy era *flourishes arms*. The Sun reports: "The telly romeo, 34, penned his romantic ode after the pair were said to have snogged at last month's MTV Video Music Awards. A note accompanying it begged: 'Please send me a poem back.' He was amazed when sexbomb Katy, 24, replied with a snap of her chest - scrawling the word 'poem' across it."
It is true, Katy Perry's boobs are pure poetry in motion. They're two of the few genial things about her. That's probably why she has them half out at any given opportunity. For example: "Oh, that hairy English guy's written me some sh*t and is now looking for a - poo umm... A poheeem? *rummages with bra* Screw that, time to get the ladies out."
So humbled and delighted was Russell by this open invite of sex/motorboating/pure laziness, he whisked her off to Thailand for a week for a "secret getaway." It's not been too secret though considering Katie's been bleating about her "magical" time in Thailand and how she's being "schooled on Morrissey, Wilde and Peter Sellers."
A source offered: "Despite his reputation, Katy thinks Russell is so charming she just wants to give things a go with him. She thinks he is hilarious and incredibly sexy."
Such are the power of words. The only way she'll be out of his web of wordiness is if she's presented with a montage of all the wans he's dipped his dinkle in. She'd feel fierce special then.
