Deep down, everybody loves a good sub-tweet.
A sub-tweet, for those that don't know, is essentially where someone talks shit about someone else but doesn't specifically name or reference the intended party. The trick then is to figure out who they're talking about based on a variety of factors, but what if your subtweet is too obvious? What then?
That's where Corey Kindberg steps in. Kindberg has opened up his DMs and allowed people to send him subtweets about anything or everything, which he then dutifully reposts on his account with no name attached to them. In other words, they're anonymous subtweets without any kind of context - but the stories behind them open up a world of possibility.
Here's a handful of subtweets so far.
No amount of Resatylane lip fillers will help fix your basic bitch personality honey.
— corey kindberg (@coreykindberg) June 9, 2017
Being married isn't some grand accomplishment. You're not a better or more accomplished person just because he put a ring on it!
— corey kindberg (@coreykindberg) June 9, 2017
The only thing more disgusting than your neck beard is your personality
— corey kindberg (@coreykindberg) June 8, 2017
Please leave already. You've had four months of going away parties.
— corey kindberg (@coreykindberg) June 7, 2017
I ghosted because it was kinder than explaining to you that I didn't want to waste anymore time with you and don't find you interesting.
— corey kindberg (@coreykindberg) June 7, 2017
We've so many questions and, to be honest, even without context, this is all grimly fascinating because who doesn't love a bit of dirt?
Via Twitter