One Direction have met their Madame Tussaud's wax figures, and while they're definitely good, they're not all that complimentary. The group's doppelgangers are set to be unveiled to the public at the London attraction today, but the boys were given a sneak peek of the models on Tuesday and they are all 'honoured' to have their own figures. We suppose there's no polite way of saying 'thanks for making me look like a potato'.

Upon seeing his likeness, Niall was amazed at the attention of detail that went into the figures - right down to the clothing choices. He exclaimed: 'It's really good, isn't it?! This is weird - he's wearing my actual shoes!' That's how you avoid the subject. Well done Niall. Clearly used to dodging questions and faking enthusiasm for shit birthday and Christmas presents.

Zayn added: 'They look wicked, they're bang on!', because he has the vocabulary of a Twix. The boy band feel it's a 'privilege' to receive their own wax figures from the famed tourist attraction, which has also immortalised the likes of Madonna, Michael Jackson and Queen Elizabeth.

Liam, 19, said: 'This is definitely a privilege, getting a wax figure.' who has the most unfortunate of recreations on display. The 'Derp' face has never been more accurately portrayed. Harry, 19, concurred with the platitudes: 'It's amazing and such an honour.'

The life-like statues are sure to be a hit with their eager female fan base, but visitors will have just 12 weeks to see the waxworks at Madame Tussaud's London before they are taken to other Madame Tussaud's attractions around the world including New York City and Sydney, Australia, to be poked, kissed, drooled and groped by brain-washed teens.