Bit of a slow news day this morning - no celebrities saving lives or getting their arse out on red carpets so, we thought we'd take this opportunity to bring you the latest on what's fast becoming your guilty pleasure (don't even try to deny it) One Direction.
First up, it appears the only one we really care about, that being Harry Styles (by the way, is he legal yet?) has been offered a promotional deal in the US. Following suit with Robbie Williams in his heyday, it won't be long before the curly haired one goes off in his own direction (see what I did there?) with no real need for his bandmates anymore. I'm thinking *gazes into crystal ball* his own record deal, lead roles in a few soppy flicks complete with all manner of cute girls balancing on his balls, one of them to be a supermodel of course.
It's been reported this morning that Harry has recently flown out to LA to discuss filming some small parts, which are believed to be worth 'a lot of money'. Whether his acting debut will take the form of a movie or an infomercial, we have yet to find out.
A source said: 'Harry has stacks of fans in America, it's safe to say they absolutely love him... He's been offered a big solo project, so he flew out to Los Angeles without the rest of the boy band. He's been in America filming something. It may have been an advert or a film - I can't say exactly what, but it's worth a lot of money.'
We shouldn't really be surprised that America wants a piece of him as with his foppish good looks and charming British accent he is - as the above source added - 'a corporate company's dream.' Harry's family back in the UK have even been joking he may make the 'Rich List' soon.
Sounds like he could soon be encroaching on the one guy (although we think he looks more like a lesbian) who has held the poster boy position until now, Justin Bieber. On that note, say, for example, Bieber's burd Selena Gomez were to fall for Harry's cute British charm, who do you reckon would win in a fight? Vote in our poll below.
In other 1D news, Liam Payne has come out to say that his three sisters used to dress him up in their clothes as a youngster. They even made him wear high heels.
Speaking with The Sun, Liam said "My sisters used to dress me... They used to try to influence my fashion a bit. Which you know... may have involved a heel or two... They used to call me 'Cheesy Head' because I ate cheesy crisps all day".
Meanwhile Niall Horan strolled around his hometown of Mullingar with his mammy. Not to be a complete and utter pervert but is it just me or is he looking buffer than usual? OK. I'll stop now.
Oh and news about the other two? Meh, who cares.
One Direction will embark on a North American tour in the summer of 2013.
Consider yourselves informed.