Any fool might have guessed that Trump's comb-over/comb-across/comb-under/comb-back/whatever-the-hell-it-is was hiding some serious bald patches - but you could never have imagined just how bald the POTUS really is.
A clip of Trump boarding Air Force One the other day has gone viral, as an errant gust of wind caught him at just the right moment and reveal a seriously strange truth.
Basically, he's completely bald on the back of his head, which is highly unusual and which a lot of people have theories for (see below).
Others have just enjoyed the fact that he must be absolutely hating the attention this is getting.
Not that there's anything at all wrong with being bald, of course - but why bother hiding it to that extent?
See for yourself below:
Oh snap.
Donald Trump is full on bald.
He wasn't ready for the fierce wind and it blew his combover up to expose it.
Basically his sideburns are two feet long and he combs them around to hide a fully bald head. pic.twitter.com/DLReD2ehJ6
— Shaun King (@ShaunKing) February 7, 2018
So ... does anyone still need additional proof that #Trump is bald AF and wears the most ridiculous combover in the history of haired primates?#TrumpIsBaldAF pic.twitter.com/1DSWuBQJmf
— âœ'Gary St. Lawrence (@GaryStLawrence) February 3, 2018
Trump's hair when he boarded that plane...I knew it reminded me of something pic.twitter.com/fjrVewCPy2
— Paul_Ed (@eddo75) February 3, 2018
Trump's hair is just more proof that wind is our enemy. Sorry turbine traitors, we're sticking with coal. #HairForceOne pic.twitter.com/SEMQlpkzGx
— The Opposition (@TheOpposition) February 7, 2018
Trump's hair out there looking like Gollum. pic.twitter.com/mTr8o1g3q1
— Denizcan James (@MrFilmkritik) February 7, 2018
The Trump hair tarmac thing was obviously a disturbing moment for our country. Strangest though is that Trump appears to have little or no hair on BACK of his head. Even men who are really bald generally have hair on the back of their head. That's why it's called ...
— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) February 7, 2018
2/ Male Pattern Baldness. It's a pattern. But Trump appears to have the exceedingly rare Head Back Baldness. Is this even attested in the literature? But perhaps the full story is yet to be revealed. According to papers filed in his divorce proceeding, the 40-something Trump ...
— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) February 7, 2018
3/ underwent a so-called "scalp reduction" surgery performed by his wife Ivana's plastic surgeon. The surgery apparently went badly and Trump was apparently in significant post-operative pain. According to depositions from the divorce, Trump raped Ivana into a maniacal rage ...
— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) February 7, 2018
4/ over the botched scalp reduction surgery. This was her word - "rape" - from the deposition, not mine - an accusation she's never denied, only later saying she didn't mean it in the 'legal' sense of the word. In any case, we've never had a real national conversation about ...
— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) February 7, 2018
5/ which part of Trump's scalp was reduced. Is it possible that the back of Trump's head is now on the top of his head? Possibly explaining the rare Back Head Baldness?
— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) February 7, 2018
I think this just is further proof that Trump is a man-baby. Babies often lose hair on the back of their heads. pic.twitter.com/aDDTHwxVY4
— Scott Allen Jones (@Leopoldtweets) February 7, 2018
Wind is treason. https://t.co/aOEOe7S86H
— David Simon (@AoDespair) February 7, 2018
Donald Trump needs that wall to block the wind. pic.twitter.com/qIz3kbfZca
— Mason Steinberg (@AlUCanEatShrimp) February 7, 2018