The LOTR actor was vacationing in Sardinia, Italy, with his girlfriend, pop star Katy Perry.
And then, just like that, in the knowledge that paparazzi were present, he lost the clothes.
Orlando Bloom took it ALL off while in Italy with Katy Perry!!! pic.twitter.com/lmV2IA3SNw
— Mike Adam (@MikeAdamOnAir) August 3, 2016
Bloom went paddle boarding while in the nip looking very proud and very comfortable.
Orlando Bloom goes nekkid w/Katy Perry in Italy. News blocks out his peen.. but forgets its shadow LOL pic.twitter.com/JSjIP1NGQU
— Roy (@splashroy) August 3, 2016
The puns it has sparked are truly inspired – The Sun went with 'Sword of the Rings' and 'Privates of the Caribbean' while the Daily Star referred to the actor as 'Blooming Oarsome Orlando'.
As you’d expect, the internet has kind of gone into meltdown.
Where's the uncensored pics of naked Orlando Bloom tho pic.twitter.com/KczXfA0SFA
— Tez (@TezAguilera) August 3, 2016
Me waiting for the uncensored nude pics of Orlando Bloom pic.twitter.com/ivtANpfcDH
— bradley (@brxdthomas) August 3, 2016
Show me the uncensored photos of Orlando Bloom. pic.twitter.com/Itecdr3bOn
— Isabelle (@_HLoopsHi) August 3, 2016
When you see why "Orlando Bloom" is trending and then you see the shadow pic.twitter.com/KQJFI4rjyM
— S A R A (@SwedishSara00) August 3, 2016
Even James Corden got in on it:
*sees Orlando Bloom trending*
*clicks on the trend* pic.twitter.com/n7TESl8TtK
— The Late Late Show (@latelateshow) August 3, 2016
You can see more pictures here via the New York Daily News.