In the absence of anything newsworthy, here's the latest photos from New York Fashion Week.
See Nikki Minaj managing to not pull a face in a photoshoot. To be fair, she was trying to highlight her Mac lippy here. Although she doesn't have that excuse to fall back on here. Not sure what Ricky Martin is attempting to plug, let's presume it's 'stache wax.
Elsewhere in the City, we had Blake Lively in a hallway, Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen being cliched, Joe Jonas being photographed, Kelly Osbourne's vanishing waist, Leigh Lezark erring on the side of Zoolander, and Victoria Beckham looking ecstatic to be launching something in a subway station.
Seriously, Victoria, if The Wintour can suck it up, so can you.