It's almost lunchtime; why not take 5 minutes to observe Naomi Campbell's legs unfurling from her cab outside last night's Attitude Magazine Awards last night.
I know. It's almost not human. And you'd be forgiven for thinking she was wearing a mini. Not true. She was wearing a long guna, she just let it hitch up a smidge whilst disembarking the car. Why not. If I'd legs like that I'd go around bottomless 24/7.
As well as making our femurs feel inferior, Noami also took the time to say the following about presenting the Icon Achievement for Outstanding Achievement to Boy George at the Whitehall Banqueting Hall in London: "Hands down I was like, 'I'm getting up there.' He is a power house, his voice his incredible, he is an amazing artist, he can sing anything. And you can't ever take that away from him, ever."
The 44-year-old supermodel added she was thrilled to participate in the awards ceremony as she has been a fan of the magazine since she was eight years old.
She said: "I am very excited. I don't like that word, but I'm very enthusiastic and very happy to be here tonight. Because I've been a fan since I was eight years old and I'll say more about it on stage but it's definitely part of my life. I think it's very important, I mean, I think it's important around the world, to celebrate everyone's achievements no matter what sexuality you are, everyone has the right to be honoured."
Despite being dressed to kick up her heels, she admitted she'd be sloping off early: "I've got three jobs today and I've got a 7am wake-up call so I don't know. I'm actually on antibiotics so I think I won't."
Other winners on the night included Panti Bliss, who won the Editor's Special Awards, Olympic diver Tom Daley who took home Attitude's Man of the Year Award, TOWIE's Dan Osborne who was crowned Fittest Man (Lauren off EastEnders will be pleased) and Graham Norton, who won Icon Award for Outstanding Achievement. By the way, if someone could take the time to explain this to me, I'd be very appreciative.
The Attitude Awards 2014 full winners list:
EastEnders - Media Recognition Award
Nicola Adams - Active Award
Paloma Faith - Music Award
Panti Bliss - Editor's Special Award
Maureen Duffy - Icon Award for Outstanding Achievement
Modern Family - International Media Recognition Award (video acceptance by Eric Stonestreet and Jesse Tyler Ferguson)
Steve Jones - Stylish Man of The Year (Darren, not even sure if you were nominated, but you were robbed regardless)
Julien MacDonald - Style Hero
The Vamps - Best Group
Iwan Rheon - Best Actor
PRIDE - Film Award
London Lesbian & Gay Switchboard - Community Award
Lord Alli - Politician of the Year
Graham Norton - Icon Award for Outstanding Achievement
Cancun - Destination of the Year
Sharon Stone - Ally Award (Video Acceptance)
Andrew Scott - Style & Culture Award
Ella Henderson - Breakthrough Artist
Looking - TV Show of the Year
Dan Osborne - Fittest Man of the Year
Conchita Wurst wins Eurovision - Greatest Moment of the Year
Boy George - Icon Achievement for Outstanding Achievement
Tom Daley - Man of the Year
