Mel Gibson you old dawg, you. Trying to hit on three women in one night? Some would say 'ledge', I might say 'creep'... or 'go home, old man; you have seven kids who are going to read about this and be hugely mortified by your pathetic, post break-up behaviour.'
'The Beaver' actor was in Miami on Wednesday of this week having what's been described as 'a wild time on the dancefloor' at LIV nightclub, as he attempted to put the moves on more than a few lucky (or, erm, unlucky) ladies.
And whaddaya know, he didn't do half bad either! Mel was first seen kissing a blonde woman, before then moving onto a second, who he took off to spin around on the dance floor. Then he moved onto a third woman, whom he attempted to charm the pants off by whipping out his... phone, and showing her pics of his ex. Good god, man, don't your friends give you any advice on women? Next we'll hear that he broke down in tears just talking about her. And considering his string of luck so far that night, that'd probably have worked too.
It gets better, though; he then began googling himself.
A source told the New York Post newspaper: 'He went over to her table and hit on her by saying, 'You're so f***ing gorgeous.' Then he pulled out his phone and started Googling himself.
'He was showing her pictures, including ones of his ex.'
The source later confirmed the former lover Mel showed to the lady was Oksana, with whom he has three-year-old daughter Lucia.
Interestingly though the Braveheart lothario was NOT drinking on this night out, with club goers confirming that he was 'just nursing a water bottle all night'.