Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie attended the Parisian premiere of Megamind last night, and I'd like to believe their evening went something like this.
Angelina: "Oh God. I can't believe this is happening already. Suck it up, lady, you can do it."
Brad: "Man, I am looking HOT despite the subzero temperatures. Smokin'."
Angelina: "And wave, and wave, OK, it's time to make a break for it... Brad, honey, I think it's time to go inside. The film's about to start and I'm a little chilly.
Brad: "Wait up doll, I'm wearing my super cool leather trousers so I'm feeling HOT, that and I want to tussle with my man Will Ferrell here. He's the star, you know."
Will: "Gee, hi Brad! When did you start wearing your midlife crisis on your legs in that baggy fashion? I've taken to wearing a natty scarf which is much more becoming, you know! Are you embarrassed about the pants?
Brad: "... I DUNNO!"
Angelina: "Let's go inside, honey."
Various Parisian Guests: "Oh mon dieu, what is Brad wearing on his legs?"
Angelina: "Let's go inside, honey. Tina Turner's daughter-in-law (remember her from Cannes? Again, son must have serious mummy issues) is fast approaching and I fear she might try go scuba diving down your left leg."
Brad: "No, but I'm having so much fun with Will, we're men of a certain age who still count godnammit, we can still celebrate our hair and everything!
Angelina. "Let's go inside honey... Man, Aniston got the best years."
And so on.
