We're not ones to judge, but this s**t is crazy. A man in England has been jailed for repeatedly breaking into a rural farm and rolling around naked in cow slurry, as well as threatening to burn down said farm.
David Truscott was handed a ten-year sentence after he was previously jailed several times for causing criminal damage to the farm in question.
According to police reports, Truscott initially removed slurry pats from the farm but soon escalated to rolling around naked in cow slurry and performing, ahem, a sex act in said slurry.
The first five years of his ten years sentence will be sent in a mental hospital where he'll receive treatment for his condition.
