What kind of world would we live in if it weren't for weirdos? It'd be a lot less entertaining for one thing. But maybe a lot less disturbing too which would be just great.

For example, it'd be nice to live in a world where this man didn't shag his ex-wife's dog after she (the woman not the dog) rejected him. If that can't happen then at least we could use our intelligence to give dogs the ability to talk so they too can reject unwanted sex. Who can make that happen?

As per numerous reports, Nicholas Saunders who has taken the term doggy style to a whole new level (apologies) denies claims made by his ex wife that he was found naked in bed "having intercourse" with her bull mastiff dog. The 46 year old man admitted that he was indeed naked in the bed with Sacha the dog but denies entirely that he had his way with her. *Shudder*

Of all the reasons you could end up in front of a judge, can you think of a more mortifying court case? And the thing is he'll probably get away with it too, not like Sacha can stand up in the witness box and offer her story.

It was revealed before the Gloucester Crown Court that Saunders had been kicked out of the house where he had been living with his girlfriend and so he was hoping his ex-wife would make him feel better. Why had the girlfriend kicked him out? Well, rumour has it his she'd caught him fooling around with her goldfish. (OK, I made that last part up but you NEVER KNOW.) Anyhoo, apparently they (him and the ex wife) get on great still (well, not now) and they have two children together. However his ex wife did not want to get involved with him so, he turned to "the large dog". As you do.

Of course he denies having intercourse with the dog but that's not what his ex-wife is saying. The Mirror report that she had become very suspicious when she heard a strange noise coming from the bedroom. She went up to see what the noise was and alas found her ex having sex with the dog.

Holy SHIT. The poor dog! The poor ex-wife! Their poor children! If ever we had reason to say WTF, it's now.