According to the redtops today: "Madonna is buying Jesus an apartment in New York. She has her real estate agent searching for the perfect pad for him in the new neighbourhood where she has just moved. She's told them to spend no more than €1.8m and the property has to be within walking distance of her townhouse. She is financing everything but Jesus will own it once it's found and bought. She really wasn't kidding when she told him he'll never have to worry about money from now on."
Her Vadgesty obviously isn't adverse to throwing a couple of sheckles towards an abode, or a few tens of thousands on "DJ tuition and music equipment" on her mid-life crisis. She isn't, however, willing to go the whole hog and marry it. Madonna, instead, is going for a "commitment ceremony":
"She is devoted to Jesus and has already started drawing up a guest list. The blessing will be at the Kabbalah centre followed by a reception at her New York house. It will not be a legal wedding. She is not taking any chances over her money again."
Nothing says "commitment" like "I won't marry you cause my money, in the larger sense, is far more important."
Guy Ritchie, meanwhile, is claiming he's still got feelings for his ex-wife, in the typical way men over this side of the planet do: a backhanded compliment quickly followed up with an insult (the level of flattery is usually on a par with the follow up remark). In the November edition of Esquire, Guy came across with this touching morsel: "Put Madonna up against any 23 year old, she'll outwork them, outdance them, outperform them. The woman is broad." Wait, here's another one: "I still love her... but she's retarded too."
