This is a difficult admission... but The House Bunny proffered a nugget of truth from the world of Hugh Hefner - you're too old (for him) if you're over 27. Holly Madison, who will turn 30 this coming December, offered this regarding their split:
"I'm just kind of sad about my break-up with Hef. I wish he would've seen it coming. Everybody was surprised when it happened because even though I was unhappy for a long time, the split happened suddenly. The signs were there. I was depressed for a while. I want to be with somebody I can have more of a future with eventually. Hef and I can't get married and have kids, so it was fun while it lasted but it wasn't right for my old age. I got too old for Hef." Only in the land of idiocy would a 29-year-old be "too old" for an octagenarian.
It would seem the somebody Holly sees herself "having a future with eventually" is indeed magician Criss Angel - which is gas considering she recently said: "It might be refreshing to date someone who is not high maintenance. Sorry, Hef - I love you, but you know you're high maintenance." Hef might be hard work given the sponge baths and possible catheter changes, but Angel comes with two tonnes of diamond accessories, not to mention a hefty bag filled with shining paraphernalia (including freshly ripped shammys and vat of polish to dip his jewels into of a night), alongside an array of eyeliners, hair straightening products and body oil. Then there's the behemoth ego.
But, if you've only known the feeble touch of an 82-year-old for seven years, I can see why she'd happily fly at anything with a bit of sparkle.
