Um, perhaps I've been living under a rock, unbeknownst to myself, but Stephanie Pratt (the annoying sister of Spencer Pratt, who you'll know as one arsehole-ish half of Speidi, the other half being Heidi Montag) was going out with that prat (geddit?) from Made in Chelsea, Spencer Matthews. Up to speed? Yeah, well like most C-list reality TV celebrity couples, the onset of winter and that big gaping water-filled hole known as the Atlantic Ocean got in the way and, alas, they are no more.
Apparently they became an item back in July but failed to go the distance. Spencer made the shocking revelation to Now!: "I'm 100 per cent single now... Stephanie has gone back to Los Angeles. It was always going to be a holiday romance... We are very fond of each other, but it was a ticking time bomb. We always knew it would be short-lived, so we purposefully didn't allow ourselves to fall into the depths of a relationship."
Well, consider yourselves informed.