Where else would you get Cee Lo Green being pursued by an inflatable duck; Elle Macpherson looking carefree, grinning along her co-host Al Roker despite those unfortunate stories; Neil Diamond no doubt humming 'We're Coming To America' in front of Mt Rushmore, American bands we've never heard of, Miss Teen America riding along on the Statue of Liberty's disembodied arm, an overbearing Ronald McDonald, Paul Frank's Julius also doing a spot of advertising, pilgrims astride a giant demented turkey, Kermit the Frog's undercarriage alongside several oversized cartoon characters looming down the streets of Manhattan. And let's not forget Santa himself. Or Mary J.Blige.
It can only be the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade in pictures.