Good news, folks. If you're reading this, there's a better-than-average chance we're not all dead from a giant planet colliding with Earth and wiping us all out.
As we reported earlier in the week, Christian numerologists predicted that a secret, ninth planet that has never shown up on any kind of telescope in over 2,000 years of astronomy was going to smash into Earth today and wipe everyone and everything out - including former Winning Streak host Mike Murphy and that place you love with the sandwiches.
The whole event was supposed to kick off today when the planet was supposed to appear first over Jerusalem, thus signalling the end of the world as we know it. Sadly for some, that wasn't to be.
This latest prediction of complete and utter annihilation is just one of several over the past few years. In 2015, the supermoon event was supposed to trigger one-hundred-feet tidal waves, the same planet from today was supposed to hit around early 2016 and there's been countless comets and meteors that nearly missed us down through the years.
As it turns out, we're still here. (sigh)
