Miley Cyrus and Britney Spears' collaboration - Bangerz - has leaked online. Uh oh! Now the quality is pretty crap, but even if it was rendered to perfection, it'd still sound like a complete pile of pants. I'm all for a Miley floorfiller or a Britney tune (y'know, the ones where she pretty much talks her way through them because she can no longer really carry a tune)

Have a listen here yourselves and don't blame us if you walk away with an earache. We can almost hear John Lennon turning in his grave; what happened to the good oul days of a well written, melodic song, designed to stir emotion, ignite a passion and please our aural senses? Nope, sadly, this is utter tripe.