It was a course of constant worry for the last few days, but we can relax now that Lindsay managed to make it home last night after leaving her entire fortune to be pilfered from a hire car in Hawaii. And she didn't just leave $10k in cash in their either, she also left her handbag which held her passport.
TMZ reports that she was overheard saying "I will f**king kill someone if I even have to get questioned [inaudible] jail for a year." You see, Linsday was worried she wouldn't be able to fly home and therefore miss yet another court ordered date today, "a misstep that could have potentially gotten her probation revoked, and landed her butt behind bars." Well, not really bars, unless she has several bars in her house.
Whoever stole her bag must've felt for her situation as they returned it, minus all the cash: "her passport and court documents permitting travel were eventually returned along with Lindsay's $5,000 Chanel purse. However, she's still short $10,000 cash." She'll just have to do another Playboy shoot. Or just run around a deserted beach for a paying outlet's pap.
During her aforementioned rant, Lindsay was also overheard saying "My dad will kill me." Wow, so it's jail-yo-yoing camera-hungry Michael Lohan who lays down the boundaries and instills awareness in his children, not Dina.
That's frightening.
