No prizes for guessing who'll be employing the skills of a ghostwriter...
The brothers, who have barely spoken to each other since a huge backstage bust-up ended Oasis in August 2009, have received separate offers to tell their life stories and both are "seriously considering" putting pen to paper. Because that's how books are still produced nowadays.
A source told the Daily Star: "The book company want both Noel and Liam to sign with them. They are seriously considering it as they both feel old and wise enough to write an autobiography and, of course, they would be paid good money."
Liam, 41, is said to be more interested in the deal than 46-year-old Noel because he wants fans to know what really happened behind the scenes, 'n stuff.
The source continued: "Liam says he wants to do it and has vowed to spill the beans on the feud. He sees it as his chance to tell his side of the story. And no doubt if Liam goes for it, Noel won't be far behind."
The brothers reportedly put an end to their feud over the festive season, what with the rellies' wedding and the rumours of a restaurant, and friends are said to be concerned the books could spark yet another squabble: "Their friends are worried it will open old wounds and could cause them to fall out again when they only just made up."
So, down to titles, Noel's would obviously be Don't Look Back In Anger: My Time Babysitting Our Kid, while Liam's would have the working title Guess God Thinks I'm Abel. At least someone does, mate.
If you're stumped regarding which book you might purchase for a loved one next Christmas, perhaps Noel's video commentary will provide some good insights into whose offering will be more interesting.
