Now that Hillary Clinton has officially secured the Democratic Party's candidacy for President, we need to start thinking about the eventual visit to Ireland.

Bill Clinton, as we know, was a huge fan of us and it's entirely possible that both he and Hillary will drop over to us at some point in the next four years. If it's Donald Trump that ends up taking the Presidency, we'll be too busy trying to survive the eventual nuclear apocalypse that'll he unleash to worry about presidential visits.

So, with that in mind, we've come up with a presumptive itinerary for Hillary Clinton's visit to Ireland that includes some lesser-known but equally-important Irish landmarks.

Naturally, Hillary Clinton would have to visit the Craggy Island Parochial House AKA Lackreagh, Co. Clare and get the customary photo outside.

 

Provided she has time for recreational activities, a quick trip to Trabolgan would definitely be an option. Bill loves waterslides, we hear.

 

While in Dublin, Hillary Clinton may be able to figure out the mystery of Taxi Jesus on O'Connell Street and why it's there and remained unvandalised for so long.

 

No trip through our land is complete without a pilgrimage to Mullingar and, specifically, Joe Dolan's statue. There is no show like a Joe show, but now there's no show because is no Joe. Amen.

 

Look, she's essentially an American tourist - granted, she has her own jet and a small army of bodyguards - but no American tourist can drive past Gaynor's Pub in Leenane, Co. Galway without stopping in.

 

While she's in the South, Hillary would HAVE to stop into Blennerville's unique windmill museum. Did you know it's Ireland's only commercially operated windmill that's still in use?

 

"Why would you bring me here..." Moneygall would probably be an option, but it's got a Supermacs and Bill's a fan of fast-food so come on.