But of course she did... Nooo, not Kanye, an actual prosthetic penis.
As expected, Gaga paid attention to every minute detail of her VMA gender transformation - including what was flopping about her pants. Wearing a black suit, Armani men's underwear and fake stubble, the singer showed up to Sunday's MTV Video Music Awards dressed as her male alter ego Jo Calderone, and she would've been the talk of the town had it not been for a certain foetus. A source told Us Weekly that she finished off her outfit by popping a prosthetic appendage down her trousers.
The 25-year-old stayed in character all night and told the magazine, "I am from New Jersey. My family is from Palermo, Sicily and I am not a singer or a model or an actor or anything. I am just a guy." Talking about fellow pop star Britney Spears who blew off his advances on stage, he added, "She is f***ing hot. Didn't you j*** off to Britney when you were a kid?"
Ha ha, so funny... just don't think too much about it. Like the variables. Like GaGa as a kid frantically trying to jerk off a prosthesis to Oops I Did It Again, wondering when she was going to grow one of her own. See, you didn't want to go there.
