Celebrities are weird for the most part, agreed? All that lack of regular air to their brains, never hearing the word 'no', it can do terrible things to one's mind. Kesha, though? Well she's on a whole other level of cray cray. The latest from the space cadet who owns a bra made from her fans' teeth (yes, it's true) claims that her vagina has been haunted and possessed by a ghost.
She made this claim a while back, you may remember it, but she's since come on to Jimmy Kimmel's welcoming couch to elaborate on exactly what she and her love tunnel went through.
"I know it sounds ridiculous… but I was told I have dead people in me."
Kesha claims a hypnotist "exorcised my body… and I got a ghost meter to read [my vagina] and it beeped."
Since then, though?
"I've been going through a dry spell". Shit buzz.
What we are intrigued to discover is who on earth this vaginal hypnotherapist/exorcist is and where he hails from, and whether it may be down to something as simple as The Pussycat Dolls song 'Beep' playing while she endured said exorcism.
Or maybe she just coughed in her pants and it sounded like a beep. Or maybe she was high and perhaps somewhat aroused while watching The Sixth Sense.
Or maybe I'm far too cynical for my own good and everyone's vagina is susceptible to a good haunting.
Watch the video here and decide for yourselves.