Who ever oversees the general comings and goings at Keanu Reeves' gaf needs a verbal warning at the very least after the actor's home was invaded twice in quick succession.
Invasion number one happened last Monday, and it involved a woman in her mid-forties lolling about a chair in his library at 4am in the morning. She seemed reasonable enough, so Keanu spoke to her. The police were then called and she was bundled off for psychiatric evaluation.
Evidently word got round about how hospitable Keanu was with strangers utilising his amenities, for the next intruder allegedly let herself in through an unlocked back door last Tuesday, stripped naked, used his shower, and then flung herself into his swimming pool. The amusing/unnerving thing is that reportedly none of his staff thought anything was suspicious until she jumped into the pool, therefore inferring that naked women hang around Keanu's shower on a regular basis.
Apparently, after this second woman swam a few laps, staff got a bit concerned and rang Keanu as he wasn't home at the time, you know, to make sure he didn't know her. Keanu then had to ring the police again, who brought lady number two away for psychiatric evaluation.
They say these things happen in threes. Watch this space.
