Proving herself once more to be the absolute epitome of style and taste, Katie Price has announced that she wants to pimp her ride. Price has recently purchased Bugatti Veyron, one of the world's most luxurious and sought-after cars, and has decided it would be a good idea to spray it pink - because she wants it to match the other cars in her fleet. Shudder.

Price revealed her plans on Twitter, where she wrote "Just left @afzalkhan getting this BUGATTI and he is doing in pink. Can't wait! So you like it?"

Khan is a car-customiser in West Yorkshire and the man who is to be responsible for this horrendous idea. Price was in the area where she attempted to break the world record for the most books signed in a single sitting - 1,951. Clearly time well spent. It seems price has a new autobiography written every six months. People need to stop buying them so she cannot afford to vandalise these cars in future. This woman clearly can't be trusted with a chequebook.

By the way, Price didn't in fact break the world record for the book signing because not enough people showed up. Can you blame them, love?