Katie Price reckons her life is dramatic enough for - not just a one off movie - a series of movies. Just like Star Wars. Or Rambo.
The pregnant glamour model, who recently split from husband no. 3 Kieran Hayler after it emerged he had cheated on her with her best friend Jane Pountney, has had a burning desire to pen a movie based on her life, but now thinks there's enough material for more than one.
She said: "Every year I say I'll do [a movie] when I think things are going normal - then another drama comes along. I might as well do it in a few years' time because there's bound to be more dramas. But I think it needs to be a series, not a one-off movie, because there's that much. I'm not even joking."
Katie admits she is going through a "s**t time" but has had a lot of support from her friends and family as she deals with her husband's affair with her closest pal.
She explained: "I'm not OK... it's obvious it's been a s**t time. I've got lots of family and some loyal friends - they're not all wa**es and home-wrecking s**ts."
One of the pals Katie is leaning on in her time of need is Kerry Katona, as well as her husband George Kay. As it happens, Kay is Kerry's husband number 3...
Katie added in an interview with Star magazine: "She's been a great help. Her and George - they're a really nice couple. She's been a good friend. And what is good is that George is a man's man and it's nice to get male advice, too."
Anyone else see where this is going? Anyone?