Yeeeahhh, Katie? You know how you were on Charlotte Church's abomination of a show last night, bemoaning that you're not taken seriously by your fellow authors? Well, let's leave the fact that you haven't actually written any of the 17 books (yep, it's up to 17 now) you've released under your name aside - dressing like a the love child of Christmas dinner and a randy poodle is never going to endear you to them.
