Remember the days when men carried a picture of their fully clothed sweetheart in their wallet to take out and wistfully sigh at when they needed reminding how hot said sweethearts were? Neither do we but when people like Kanye West go around wearing nudie snapshots of their girlfriends across their chest we sure wish that we still lived in those, well, more private days of yore.
North's dad was snapped just before he launched his new tour wearing a t-shirt featuring a completely starkers Kim Kardashian and the word 'Yeezus' emblazoned across it - the name of the tour - not covering Kim's modesty (because she doesn't have any).
While we consider that as much a wardrobe malfunction as any, Kanye later got his just desserts when his latex (yes, you read right, latex) pants ripped while he tried to do a crotch grab, as reported by Us Magazine. How though? Surely Kanye knows how to grab his own crotch properly? A puzzling thought indeed.
Anyway, thank Christ he was wearing undies, which conveniently matched the fetching head piece he had donned for the occasion. Which leads us to think that he's actually trying to make underpants paired with ripped pants-crotches a thing. You can't deny that stranger things have happened in the Kanye-Kardashion Kamp.
