Despite the fact that her nuptials to Kanye will mark Kim Kardashian's third time to walk down the aisle, it seems her Yeezus fella has no desire whatsoever for either of them to sign a prenup. This will either come as a super romantic gesture, or quite a stupid, you've-got-to-be-kidding, move.
There's no point beating around the bush here, Kimye have about as much a chance of going the distance in wedlock as I have of making it to the gym before work; pigs will sooner come flying and yodelling out of my granny's arse.
The American publications think this is just super sweet and 'gosh, so darn romantic' as they're currently caught up in how (genuinely?) in love the pair do seem, but it doesn't take Mystic Meg to see where this is all headed. Call me crazy but nothing lasts in 'slebville, nada. Josh Brolin and Diane Lane? Kaput. Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr? Done and dusted, as of just this week.
Anyhoo, it's unlikely that Kanye West is going to pay heed to my bitter ramblings but he should. Granted, both Kim and Kanye have earned their own money of their own accord, but things get messy when you pile everything into one bank account, and Kim's all but clutching at her reality TV and endorsement deals; it's doubtful that she'll enjoy a good benjamin-filled bath in her twilight years.
A source exclusively tells Hollywood Life: "Kanye’s in love with Kim to the point of infatuation. It’s scary because the love is so powerful, Kanye doesn’t even want to have a prenup... He thinks it’s tacky and he doesn’t want to offend Kim or make anything seem awkward. He loves Kim too much for that to even cross his mind. He thinks of his money and his accomplishments and hers and he wants to share them with her - no strings attached."
"Kanye's got more money than the he knows what to do with - so does Kim. He doesn’t care about that... If he died tomorrow, everything he has is in Kim and Nori's name. There will be no prenup. It's all about love, nothing else matters."
In an ideal world, that would ring true, in Hollywood, however it's far from fairytales we ever read about.
