OK, let's make this as quick and painless as possible; Sheena will be back in seven days, so there's no need to fret. Today, I'm taking the easy route into the world of the Celebrity Gossip pages - and that, my friends, means regurgitating a music news piece. In my defence, though, it is topical. Most of you will be aware of Mr. John Lydon (aka Sex Pistols singer Johnny Rotten), since his ill-advised appearance on 'I'm A Celebrity..' last year. Well, the decrepit rocker lived up to his chosen nickname at the weekend, when he was reportedly involved in a racist attack against Bloc Party singer Kele Okereke. The latter approached the former at the Summercase festival in Spain - where both bands were playing - and asked Lydon about reforming another old band of his, Public Image Ltd. Okereke issued a statement that explained how Lydon became 'intimidating and aggressive', and one of his hangers-on launched a racist tirade, including the statement 'Your problem is your black attitude'. A scuffle ensued, and Okereke ended up with a busted lip, and bruises and cuts to the face and body. Lydon has yet to respond to the allegations. - LM
