Johnny Depp is not a happy camper. And not just because his latest movie is a pile of pants. See Mike's rather scathing review here. He's pulling a moody now because the press seem to downright refuse to accept that his relationship with Vanessa Paradis is not, I repeat, NOT over.

During the usual barrage of red carpet interrogation attempts at the Dark Shadows UK premiere, the actor fumed that there was "no way" his relationship of 14 years was over.

"The rumours are not true... They are absolutely not true... No matter what I say about this, people believe the opposite. I can't say enough about it not being over."

These rumours have been circulating for quite some time now. Sheena began speculating about their 'fractured' union back in January when Johnny Depp was doing his best to remain as stoic as possible. Meanwhile his missus broke the silence to say "It's false, this rumour could cause a lot of harm to my family and my children." Fair enough. To our knowledge, all that ever came out was that they were both seen looking a bit more subdued than usual at various outings. So, unless your skipping down the road hand in hand then you MUST be going through a break up? Given their mutual protestation against such rumours I wonder why certain interviewers found themselves stood on a red carpet 4 months later still blathering on about it. Either they need to let it go, or they need to fire their researcher who seems to be feeding them outdated info.

Either way Depp, whether you break up or stay together, please make it your mission to make a decent bloody movie and we shall no longer be concerned with such frivolous tales. Ah who are we kidding, we love it.

Caroline Foran